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"Alright class, we have a new student joining us today. Her name is Elizabeth." Mr. Garrison said from the front of the room. In came a girl with a ranbow hat, a pink shirt with rainbow sleeves, a blue skirt and pink converse boots, and blonde hair tied up on pigtails. "Call me Cookie," Elizabeth said as she shyly twirled a lock of hair in her face with her finger. "Hi, Cookie." All of the class said in their normal, do-I-look-like-I-care tone. "I bet Cookie could attract a leprechaun," Cartman said, leaning over to say it to Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. "Shut up, fat boy," said Kyle as he stared at Cookie. "Why should I?" Cartman growled. "Because you're stupid!" Said a girl with a blue jacket and pants, and a black hat with the word "S.K.A.T.E" on it and the puff ball looks like a skull. "Please, Kara, it is you who is the one being stupid." Cartman said, poking the girl with the skull hat's shoulder. "Whatever," Kara growled as she pulled out a piece of line paper to doodle. Cartman rolled his eyes as he leaned back to his seat. "Sorry I'm late!" Said a female voice as a girl crashed through the doorway, sliding sideways on her feet in front of Mr. Garrison. She wore a green hat with a >w< face on it and bear ears, a pink hoodie with white-and-black stripes on the sleeves, blue pants and vans shoes with black and white checkers on it, pink streaks on her bangs in which they cover her right eye. The eye that was showing, though, was hazel. She breathed heavily and her blue folder was held in her arms. "Alright, Hayley, take your seat." Mr. Garrison said and Hayley, still panting, made her way towards her desk, but collapsed from loss of breath beside Kenny's desk. "Hey dude are you okay?" Kenny said as he stood up and held out a hand for Hayley to grab. "Ughn," Hayley grumbled as she grabbed Kenny's hand, blushing like mad from embarrassment of falling in front of the whole class, in which everyone was laughing but the new rainbowy girl, Kyle, Stan, and Kara. "Well, now that we're all seated, lets work on some math-" Mr. Garrison was cut off as the bell for lunch rang. "Okay after lunch we can work on your problems." Mr. Garrison grumbled as the class stood up and poured out of the classroom. Hayley walked beside Kyle, her brother. "So, big bro, after school you wanna gather your friends and go to the park with me and Kara?" Hayley asked, putting her hands in her hoodie pocket as they walked down the hall together. "Sure, why not." Kyle said. "How bout we invite the new girl to come along?" Kara said as she popped up beside Hayley. "That's a great idea!" Hayley smiled. "Okay," Kyle said as he looked around. "Wheres the new girl anyway?"
Hayley looked around. "I 'dunno," she said, shrugging as they entered the lunch room. "A leprechaun probably kidnapped her, thinking she stole his rainbow." Cartman teased. "Taste the rainbow!" Said a playful voice behind Cartman and Cookie licked the back of his head. "Eww, you don't taste like a rainbow." Cookie grumbled, rubbing her tongue with her sleeve. "Ay! You don't lick me unless I say so!" Cartman complained. "Don't worry, you taste like gym socks anyway," Cookie said with a crunched up nose. They then got in line with Cookie. "Hey children!" Said Chef. "Good," everyone but Hayley said. "Thats good." Chef says, giving them food and everyone but Hayley sits at a table. "Hey Chef, how do you get a guy to like you?" Hayley asked once the others were gone. She had had a crush on someone for a very long time. "Oh, you just need to wear something sexy, that'll really get your boy's attention!" Chef says as he fixed more trays for other kids. "Uhh..okay then..." Hayley mumbled as she walked off with her tray and sat down in between Cookie and Kenny. "Oh Kennyyy~" Said Tammy's voice from behind them. Hayley turned her head along with the others as Tammy raced over and grabbed his arm, pulling him from them. "Come sit with me sweety!" She said. Hayley could hear her whispering to him. "Don't sit with that whore and her idiot friends!" Tammy hissed to him, reffering the whore to Hayley. Hayley huffed and looked to her food then stood up. "I'm not hungry anymore..." She mumbled, walking towards the trash can only for Hayley to trip on her own shoe lases and her tray went flying as she fell on her knees and hands. "Aw, shit..." She mumbled as she looked up to see where her tray went. It had fallen straight on her crush's face. Kenny's!
This is chapter one of my South Park fanfic xD It mostly just explains how Hayley and Kenny got together, how Cookie and Kyle got together, Kara and Stan...-ahem- Anyways! This is supposed to seem like its anime like how most people make their fanart xD And in High school owo So yeah, I hope you liked this chapter and will keep out for more :3 X3 Fell free to ask questions if confused.
Oh and if you don't like cursing then I don't reccomend this xD;; (aka :iconeevee2espeon: )
South Park and its characters belongs to Matt Stone and Trey Parker
Hayley belongs to me
Cookie belongs to ~PiNk-WoLfY
Kara belongs to ~XxPikaSk8er13xX
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Pink-Pastel Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This was really funny, it made me laugh like crazy, especially when Cookie thought Cartman tasted like gym socks, and when Cartman said "A leprechaun probably kidnapped her, thinking she stole his rainbow." LOL! Dude, that kicked total ass!
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poptartlover7478 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Make a third chapter.
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Luv2Drw Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2010
hayley and me had the same accident, except my food landed on ME, embarresing
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XxShadowChanxX Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2010
o3o huh?
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Luv2Drw Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2010
i tripped on a banana peel (no trying to be funny) and my appel sauce and chocolate milk flew up in the air and fell all over me which made me embarresed
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XxShadowChanxX Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2010
fail
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Luv2Drw Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2010
it wasn't my damn fault! X(
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OrangeAipom Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2009
You should make a new paragraph when a different person speaks. It's too difficult for me to read otherwise.
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mekiki13 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
hey can you put emily in your next chapter x0 she wanna kill a hobo
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XxShadowChanxX Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2009
Okay sure X3
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